walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
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Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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