I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Say something about gay babies.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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