so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I looked at my own cervix.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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