this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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