found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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