This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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