have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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