he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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