perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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