I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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