but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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