do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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