in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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