ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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