I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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