I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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