id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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