Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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