I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
