So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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