i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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