i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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