I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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