DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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