let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
the raccoons are back...
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