This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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