I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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