Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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