billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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