Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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