I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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