Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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