Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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