are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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