Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
even my farts smell like vagina
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
two words: eviction party
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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