either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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