I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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