She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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