i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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