Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
you would pick up someone in the library
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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