Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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