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Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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