Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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