drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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