you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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