If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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