Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
should my penis look like a turkey
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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