thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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