i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I'm really busy with my period
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