she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I will be naked everywhere
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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