come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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