i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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