Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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