ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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