I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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