How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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