we have officially lost it.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
