there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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