he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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