it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize