you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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