i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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