U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I want to have your abortion
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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