i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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